me and my platypus bf

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

me: baby your hands are so cold. they aren’t even hands. they’re webbed feet because you’re semi aquatic
bf: krkrkrkrkrkr

shusihi:

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"they’re nanobots! they can link up in virtually infinite configurations to make just about anything you can imagine!"

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"so? impress me"

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"okay!"

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"yeah yeah, main title, whatever"

jtotheizzoe:

staceythinx:

Spectacular starry nights by photographer Michael Shainblum

Well then… isn’t that nice?

Stardust watching stardust.

when people tell me that i shouldn’t and don’t get stressed by school because “oh you’re getting mainly 90%” i want to smash my head into a fucking wall

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kat is A+ 10/10 yo

13 things my uncle told me before he died:
not everyone has the blessing to understand sadness
when waiting at the bus stop, it’s okay to smoke cigarettes
never touch anyone else’s clothes at the laundromat
it’s okay to miss the people who were bullets to you
when your grandmother asks you how you are, be honest
never be afraid to say “no” even after you’ve said “yes”
if someone tells you graffiti isn’t art, prove them wrong
remember people by their eye color not their clothes
you’re allowed to like dark chocolate with tangerines
don’t lie that you don’t have a lighter when you really do
turn your phone off every once in a while and find the moon
if you want a tattoo, don’t let anyone tell you not to get it
if you ever find yourself at the graveyard, read the names
poems from my uncles grave   (via pale-afternoon)

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid to Die - I Will Be Okay. Everything.
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thwaitexedge:

No, we aren’t ghosts. Cause even ghosts have a home to haunt.

Why is it bad to say that you wish you weren't white?
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blastortoise:

It’s annoying lmso. Y’all white folk don’t seem to understand how privileged and protected you are because of your skin colour. Saying shit like that means you don’t understand the actual issues and threats POCs face but you assume they are less serious than your own as a white person.

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it